Hamilton Island: A Slice of Stepford

Jessica Peterson

Hamilton Island

I hate to sound ungrateful. Complaining about a visual feast like the Whitsundays in Australia is criminal, I know. Make no mistake, I love the unreal turquoise water, the architecture of the Great Barrier Reef, and those vanilla swirls that make up Whitsunday Inlet, but John Mayer is playing and people are actually enjoying it.

It’s been a while since I landed in a place where the tap water was safe to drink. There is no social unrest because, well, there aren’t really any locals here on Hamilton Island, a multi-resort island that makes me feel like Truman Burbank (“In case I don’t see you later, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!“). Trash-free manicured lanes are the arteries for electric golf cart-riding frat boys, retirees, and middle class families to reach their next meal, yacht cruise, or swimming pool. Heaven forbid we should have to walk anywhere!

It’s all a bit too safe, suburban, and Stepford for me.

I spent the latter half of my angsty youth in suburbia and I couldn’t get out fast enough.

Ever since moving to Guam in 2009, I’ve been interested in indigenous cultures and their history. With a population of 1,200, I saw mostly white people on Hamilton Island and no remnants of any culture. Two paragraphs on a tourist brochure about the history of the Whitsundays was all that connected me to any pre-contact past. It’s a familiar story: European settlers take over; indigenous people are dominated; tourism reigns.

It’s 86 degrees but feels like 100 with the humidity. I just happen to be here in February, the hottest month of the year in Tropical North Queensland. To make matters worse, I stubbornly refuse to zip around in an electric buggy all day like the rest of the tourists, so I decide to walk. You see, this place is too tame, too suburban for an adventurer like me.

I am restless. So, I do what any grown adult would do… I pretend I’m on safari.

Leaving my golf cart at my hotel, I set off on foot for breakfast. I believe in earning my calories. That’s all well and good when it’s only 80 degrees. By mid-afternoon, I’m wondering if I am going to get heatstroke as I lug my gear up a 45-degree hill. (This desire to push myself physically is a recurring theme in my travels. Remember when I hiked a volcano in the Philippines in a dress?)

That being said, the natural sites are well worth the discomfort of being so comfortable. I just wouldn’t recommend that vagabonds and budget travelers lodge here for more than 48 hours (Nicole Warne, I am not!).

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How important is experiencing local culture when you travel?


  1. Mohit Agarwal
    Mohit AgarwalReply
    November 19, 2016 at 11:59 pm

    What an enchanting and luxurious places this is….and so picturesque to. I am sure watching the sunset would have been a great sight

  2. MakeTimeToSeeTheWorld
    November 20, 2016 at 2:31 am

    Beautiful photos! My partner’s surname is Hamilton so I’m hoping somewhere along the line I may have a claim on this gorgeous slice of the world – I highly doubt it, but i’m going to live in hope anyway!

  3. Neha Verma
    Neha VermaReply
    November 20, 2016 at 2:44 am

    I couldn’t scroll down without an effort because your first snap totally held me..and as I scroll down..I find it so difficult to leave this post , gonna bookmark it. This place is so surreal

  4. Christina Pfeiffer
    Christina PfeifferReply
    November 20, 2016 at 7:17 am

    Well, Hamilton Island is really more of a relaxing island resort destination. If you want local culture try Norfolk Island (which is home to the decendants of the crew of The Bounty) or the Torres Straits Islands.

  5. Katie @ CreativeTravelGuide
    November 20, 2016 at 10:17 am

    Hamilton Island looks like such a relaxing and beautiful place to visit! You have some breathtaking photographs too!

  6. Parenthood and Passports
    November 20, 2016 at 11:46 am

    I love experiencing local culture. But I also enjoy a relaxing island resort from time to time. I can see how this trip could be disappointing if you were seeking culture, but it would be great if your looking for a relaxing, stress-free holiday.

  7. Our life, our travel
    November 20, 2016 at 6:56 pm

    What a gorgeous place! I can imagine it a perfect place for family getaway!

  8. SydneyFashionHunter
    November 21, 2016 at 4:30 am

    Did you not do any research before you went? Hamilton Island is clearly not the type of Island you were looking for. I agree with the walking though, we walked everywhere 🙂

    • Global Girl Travels
      November 21, 2016 at 10:11 am

      Of course I did research beforehand. I went there to see Whitsunday Inlet, which I mention in the first sentence.

  9. Editor-in-Style Good
    Editor-in-Style GoodReply
    November 21, 2016 at 12:03 pm

    My hubby lived on Hamilton island for some time and has told me quite a few good things! I do agree that the beaches and clear waters are breathtaking. The boats in the harbour make me want to go for a sail!

  10. The Travel Ninjas
    December 26, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    Hamilton Island looks like paradise. We love the mix of rugged natural beauty and modern luxury. We can definitely picture ourselves here on our next Visit.

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